The strongest ‘pound for pound’ muscle is the uterus: it weighs around 2 pounds but during childbirth can exert a downward force of 400 Newtons, which is one hundred times as strong as gravity and equivalent to the power in a fully extended modern longbow.
I need masculism because I am afraid.
you should be
A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.
A question mark walks into a bar?
Two quotation marks “Walk into” a bar.
A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to drink.
The bar was walked into by a passive voice.
Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They drink. They leave.
THANKS FOR TEACHING ME THINGS THAT ENGLISH CLASS HAS FAILED TO ACKNOWLEDGE
the-lil-details asked: It may be because you don't look like much of a drinker, but when you reblog something about alcohol I wonder what it would be like to see you drunk. Like when you have a really innocent and shy friend and you're just curious you know? We should hang out, my treat.
I think it’s adorable that you think I’m innocent and shy.
When I’m drunk I’m usually very apologetic, like, “I’m sorry I’m so drunk! Don’t worry about me, I’m okay! Sorry to bother you!” I also have a tendency to play with people’s hair, so to combat that I sometimes sit on my hands.